In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

There Is Always Room For

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder