Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all