God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah