I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…