A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

God is the world’s only super-bower

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…