When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first