I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
For a human being Every day starts with a question– What mistake will I learn from to… For as long as I can remember My answer has been
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one