My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
