Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up