You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

In Let there be plight the P is silent

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look