One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
