There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
