Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light