The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
