Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
