I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying