A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Never Win Anything

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…