If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power