If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be