Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree