When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker