A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is