I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords