Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
I will gladly suffer fools for love
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…