Breathe in not out

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich