The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like