Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet