Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job