The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
