When God closes one store He opens another

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;