My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?