In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

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