In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
I want what you want so I want a cow
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
