The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough