I risked loss And lost; I win
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
