Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon