The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

When God closes one store He opens another

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do