I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

When God closes one store He opens another

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…