My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie