A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
