Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

100% of success is showing up on time

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

When God closes one store He opens another

The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle