In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar