What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction