When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
When Luke unknowingly asks Yoda “How far away is Yoda– Will it take us long to get there?… Yoda replies “Patience, soon you will be with h…
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
