Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself