I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…