No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
