The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course