If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Let there be light blight and hindsight

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…