Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…