Life is trying So Die trying
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?