In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage