Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace