We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies