You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…