My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…