The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar