The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…