Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it