The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment