You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse