Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure