Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going