I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans