That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk