Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest