A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…