Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation