They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots