I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever