Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children