LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology