You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–